Beatusoff: Reminds Me Of...

Past Trails:

Legs -> Arms -> Head -> Dogs -> Cats -> Rain -> Rainman -> Tom Cruise -> War of the Worlds -> Aliens -> Kings Dominion -> Volcano -> Mt. Saint Helens -> Lava -> fire -> fire -> Death -> devil -> afterlife -> God -> Jesus -> Bible -> Bible -> Supreme Court -> Visa -> Its everywhere you want to be -> beach house -> sex in a hot tub -> girls gone wild -> freshman year -> jefferson -> teeeeeeeeeeegran -> a donkey -> democrats -> Jay Shinha -> Diva -> Torrie Wilson -> Jet Ski -> ocean -> Sky -> Clouds -> white -> ghost -> buster -> casper -> snowman -> frosty -> mug -> Beer -> Costume Parties -> halloween -> pumpkins -> orange -> marcella -> robinson -> Fairfax County -> rich kids -> Mean Girls -> lindsay lohan -> Hillary Duff -> underage girls -> Why I can never be high school teacher -> teaching teegran a new trick -> dog playing frisbee -> smyoon running after a frisbee -> mud -> wrestling -> old school -> frank the tank -> snoop dogg -> 4 shizzle ma nizzle -> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -> sex before sleep -> spooning -> i call big spoon -> sugar -> ???

yuck -> ???

chris badolato -> bay shore -> where the ocean meets the land -> sand -> bar -> swim-out bars -> jake's bedroom -> getting off -> getting off the boat -> jake rod -> orange bedroom -> orange peel -> sun burn -> sunkist -> I kist your mom -> kiss -> good night kiss -> time for bed -> time of your life -> green day -> green semen coming out of "the rod's" cock -> STDs -> sex -> sex -> farting -> buritos -> chipotle -> mondays -> school work -> being molested -> the law -> the dukes of hazard -> jake rod beating off -> gwi -> DWI -> jake rod beating off and a cop watching him -> arrested development -> jake rod beating off -> happy feelings -> marshall hall -> george's d -> cristy -> climbing trees -> cristy -> bike riding -> shuck -> burritos -> taco -> bubbles...troubles -> sharks -> a wierd situation -> an oddity -> george naked -> eyes wide open -> naked laps -> luke -> maryland -> dc -> jake rod beating off in maryland -> redskins -> brownskins -> ravens -> carrion eaters -> carrots -> gay ray lewis -> gay ian -> 4 by 800 -> sub9 -> sub 4 -> bad movies -> bad dates -> fort knox -> goldfinger -> painis -> chris badolato -> finishing strong -> ???

living strong -> martha stewart -> camp cupcake -> blue ridge running camp -> summer -> 98 degrees -> and rising -> and falling -> and falling -> todd -> tummy -> stubble -> rocks face last year after a month -> the incredible hulk -> a good deuce -> mason 313T -> justin -> vb -> todd -> rod -> ram rod -> buttfuck -> chris -> and -> george -> balls -> the color blue -> isn't that a movie? -> ??? -> the living end? -> my rear end -> the forest -> forest gump -> gary sinise -> CSI: NY -> another clone of an existing show -> i hate television -> KILL YOUR TELEVISION -> bumper sticker on a car outside of marshall -> Necron -> teflon -> jake rod's "strong" semen -> jake rod submarine -> subway -> new york -> bay shore -> chris badolato -> why does he come up so much -> hake rod -> fake rod -> jake frod -> feorge bimbo -> george winslow -> luscious tits -> lovely legs -> sex -> George Michael -> Roxanne -> red light -> green light -> rolling rock -> rolling stones -> satisfaction -> gratitude -> appreciation -> interest -> interest rates -> banks -> river banks -> mississippi river -> jake rod's collective load blowingness -> collective soul -> runaway train -> the pain train -> the hour train -> the gravey train -> ???

Pink Floyd -> the wall -> pissing on simpson library -> pissing on your roommate's desk -> chris badolato -> picking his nose all the time -> why did chris come up for that...it was rock... -> what? -> jake rod beating off -> is there any string that does not lead to that? -> the string of semen hanging from jake's cock -> SeaBiscuit -> std -> seal the deal -> handshakes -> Old Man Bayne -> Old Man Mountain -> Big Rock Candy Mountain -> candyland -> candy canes -> candy corn -> corn shit -> bull shit -> what jake gets off to... literally... bull's shit -> I need to take a shit -> jkirk -> william shatner -> justin kirk -> kiwi -> new zealand -> jake rod -> bad jokes -> james rock -> piss -> semen (Jake's of course) -> the navy -> beatusoff.com -> the army -> Soper's Army -> gey name -> gey justin -> ROCK IS GEY! -> facebook groups -> stalking -> KONHEIM! -> Dannick -> boobs -> lube -> jiffy lube -> tires -> mud on the tires -> truck -> Justin R. Kirk -> matt kirk -> lord of the rings -> FRODO -> rudy! rudy! rudy! -> what jake says while he's whacking off to konheim -> jokes that are overplayed and plain stupid -> woahhhhh -> what jake says when he blows his load -> holla back, youngin' -> bones -> i hate you -> but I love you -> doug -> computers -> typing -> papers -> school -> exams -> the wrong answer -> failing -> douglas harmon axelrod -> do-da, do-da -> day -> ???

night -> suge -> knight -> Sir Paul McCartney -> who the hell -> to hell in a hand basket -> wtfmate -> bombs -> farting -> Jois -> balls -> sack -> loot -> gold -> winning -> races -> black -> white -> light -> lighter -> ???

mary poppins -> snyder -> negative -> counterstrike -> sinha cheating -> elections -> bush -> whacking -> my black ass -> premo -> roomate -> basement -> spiders -> Harry Potter -> ??? -> HM -> Â¿Â¿Â¿ -> HM cheated -> g3g -> me leaving... -> nooooooooooo -> alli leaving -> lonely -> sad -> missing my favorite -> cuddling -> tickling -> napping -> snogging -> harry potter -> ronald -> build-a-bear -> virginia is for lovers -> got crabs -> mmmm see food -> ahhhhhhhhhhh -> duck -> quack -> ribbit -> frog -> kermit -> muppets -> animal = george winslow -> wolfman -> wolverine -> locks of love -> passion -> heart -> red -> apple -> snow white -> 7 dwarfs -> grumpy -> todd -> me -> sleepy -> sweepy -> pppppjamas -> bad morals -> hammock -> shut doors -> secrets -> whisper -> coldplay -> music -> beatusoff -> umw xc and track -> douglas harmon axelrod -> stan soper -> dana hall -> track shack -> umw stage -> valentines day -> center stage -> take a bow -> curtain call -> ???

-> yum -> yam -> things fall apart -> why new trail? -> i hate that book -> summer reading -> harry potter -> hairy ploter -> mystery novel -> terorists -> goosebumps -> R.L. Stein -> cold -> coldplay -> clocks -> my ringtone for special someone -> 11:31 -> go to class -> go to lunch -> go to breakfast -> power lunch -> power bar -> power lifting -> mmm protein -> jay at the gym -> complains -> diva? -> stacy keibler -> legs -> ass -> you know what comes next -> ropes -> cameraman sucks -> teegran -> is god -> negative -> film -> positive -> volts -> electric chair -> dr. royce -> death -> old and tired man -> black and white -> blacks on blondes -> porn -> stop it -> why? -> doug is will get horny -> he'll have to buy a new keyboard -> teegran can't speak english -> an image i dont wanna have -> ooops no is -> opps i did it again -> toxic -> ? -> ??? -> Â¿Â¿Â¿ -> HM -> is GOD -> -> cheating -> ? -> be a little more creative -> Ñ -> the riddler -> my brain is fried -> batman begins -> great movie -> nope, batman forever -> and it ends -> begins is better -> so it begins -> smashing pumpkins -> wow we are bored -> ???

everyone paste whatever they have -> hyetiger25 (11:08:23 PM): ey sang's new number is -> boooo -> during this stupid radiation I'm not supposed to d -> stop destroying it -> it does it automatically -> yeah, teegran -> vibrator -> dildo -> wow I just read tigran vibrator -> dodo bird -> no more -> alcohal -> Jsnyder2685: hey doug -> caronas -> with lime -> hahahahahaha -> ahahahahha -> snyderattacked -> its "corona" -> Jsnyder2685: question for you -> "do you love me?" -> who gives a shit what it is -> what is she asking? -> dougs busy -> Jsnyder2685: Has Ali been away? I haven't been abl -> hehehe -> hahaha -> muahahaha -> Jsnyder2685: I think shes pretty -> oh no -> man i hate that -> ?????? -> you hate what? -> Jsnyder2685: is tigran single? -> stop it -> i hope she finds this page -> I know you copied and pasted -> noooo -> i think that would work -> what would work? -> a frog -> I'm so confued -> frong legs -> ribbit -> quack -> kings buffet -> king's buffet -> no more kings buffet -> delicous -> yum -> mmmmmm...good -> I'm hungry -> wendy's -> wendys -> ill drive -> kripy kreme -> 16 doughnuts -> I'll be happy with 15 -> havent had more than 6 -> haven't had any for months -> daughnuts that is -> spelling -> failed 5th grade -> bee -> sting -> venom -> snake? -> india -> jay -> hindu -> shinha -> vegetarian -> fruitarian -> beans -> chipotle -> ???

free drink -> lataz -> g3g -> peace -> love -> Mary -> Bayne -> race bandits -> texas -> drug dealer -> todd saying "I only have large bills" -> Bill Coningsby -> chris badalato -> ben folds -> wolf trap last night -> orrin konheim -> shady -> slim -> jim -> gym -> class -> act -> actor -> Clint Eastwood -> gorillaz -> monkeys -> THE Monkeys -> the who -> CSI -> Las Vegas -> Atlantic City -> Trump -> you're fired -> oven fired pizza -> uno's -> reverse -> skip -> ...ing stones -> hagrid (in the third harry potter movie) -> scratching a dvd up on purpose -> jake rod's DVD collection -> $ bucks per DVD -> $ 5 for pie a guy -> apple pie -> home cooking -> dinner with the bandits -> stan soper wife -> track shack -> field hockey -> kilts -> jake rod beating off under his desk at school -> notebook paper -> to do lists -> doin bitches -> bitches with tiddys -> jake rod -> Rod and Todd -> gayness -> jake rod -> just imagine what i can do -> talking wallet -> talking hamburger -> jake rod taking it up the poop chute -> poopchute.com -> J and Silent Bob strike back -> dogma -> ben aflek -> ben affleck* -> ben stiller -> heat vision -> jack black -> underwear -> brent street -> dancing -> houstons -> white -> ???

skin -> Burn -> burn -> simpsons -> richard -> marine -> war -> dick -> jackie chan -> rush hour -> traffic -> commute -> gym -> basketball -> kobe -> rape -> chappelle show -> SAMUEL JACKSON -> crack -> cocaine is a hell of a drug -> tyronne biggums -> joe rogan -> lighting a smoke with your toe -> tyretta -> strippers -> the rock -> be cool -> travolta -> grease -> lightning -> the natural -> pick me out a winner bobby -> the price is wrong -> bitch -> slap -> white gloves -> end womens suffrage -> michael jackson -> thriller -> never land -> peter pan -> panty hose -> bra and panties match -> bathing suit -> crabs -> STD's -> clamidia -> jake rod -> the clap -> seabiscut -> horses -> hold your -> girl -> scouts -> honor -> guard -> dog -> dog eat dog -> world -> world war 3 -> metal of honor -> pc games -> roller coaster tycoon -> bush gardens -> president -> nixon -> deepthroat -> penis -> happy feelings -> sweet dreams -> sweet tarts -> tarter sauce -> seafood -> jake rod's semen -> george ingham -> team blitz -> ???

madden 2005 -> jimmy rock -> russell hall -> he who whacks off in ball chair -> jake rod -> alan webb -> webed feet -> spider webs -> no doubt -> i ain't no holla back girl -> bad songs -> song birds -> free bird -> encores -> jay-z -> black guy -> black flag -> heat -> sweaty balls -> Bankos throwing shot -> throwing up -> birthdays -> cakes -> 3-D Homer walking into the Erotic Cake Store -> ZAAAAAAA?????? -> zamboni -> balloni -> lunch time -> sloppy joe's -> navy beans -> L.T. Smash -> Lt. Dan -> Bubba-Gump Shrimping -> hamburger shrimp -> HAMBURGERS!! -> POTATO SALAD!!!! -> show me potato salad -> Randy Newman -> Toy Story -> buzz freakin light year -> there's a snake in my boot -> I hate snakes -> i hate spiders -> tap dancing spiders -> ron -> build-a-bear -> stuffing -> turkey -> Cindy Fraley -> neighbor -> Mr. Rodgers -> sweater -> adam sandler -> killing a golfball -> killing me softly -> Roberta Flack -> i dunno who that is -> the who -> csi -> law and order -> sam waterston -> t.d waterhouse -> merrill lynch -> phoebe from friends -> joey -> having sex with rachel -> bruce almighty -> morgan freeman (greatest actor ever) -> shawshank redemption -> Liddell KOing Couture in rematch for UFC LHW Title -> the rock -> the mummy -> call's mom -> todd -> robbers -> van b -> ???

batcave -> batmobile -> lost a wheel -> laid an egg -> goose -> willy wonka -> chocolate -> augustis -> romans -> caesar -> salad -> wendys -> cat's meow -> potsie -> cunningham -> how the grinch stole christmas -> jim carey -> pet detective -> pet rock -> chia pet -> sopers head -> mr. clean -> cleaning up homosexuality's 'bad boy' image -> cleaning house -> spring cleaning -> springtime -> baseball -> YANKEES -> suck -> face -> pictures -> hot ladies -> jessica alba -> hot -> me so on fire -> worse than drowning -> DEATH! -> POP! -> soda -> mountain dew -> calllllllllllll -> ANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! -> frederick -> fredericksburg -> van buren -> best house ever -> best damn sports show -> tom arnold -> roseanne -> todd's gonna marry a fat lady -> she better be rich -> richy richy -> Macaulay Culkin -> home alone -> Daniel Stern -> Bushwacked -> scouts -> baseball -> it's come full circle -> NASA -> astronauts -> armageddon -> bruce willis -> diehard -> battery -> acid -> lsd -> pcp -> pee pee -> weiner -> hot dog -> mustard -> baseball -> again -> deja vu -> back to the future -> ???

mary mcfly -> michael j. fox -> parkinson's disease -> cancer -> my zodiac -> leo -> lions -> detroit -> 8 mile -> slim shady -> shady tree -> shady acres -> ace ventura: pet detective -> jim carrey -> Liar, Liar -> pants on fire -> shorts -> real men of genius -> Mr. Supper Market Produce Putter-Outer -> safeway -> safe sex -> condom -> condon -> craig! -> red sox -> how much the yankees suck -> shuck -> meg -> how she said mkirk looked like a backstreet boy -> UVA -> pretentious indi scenesters -> deron -> red sox -> mixing the reds and whites in the laundry -> tide -> mountain springtime -> old spice body wash -> hey, did you use all my body wash? -> todd' -> smells -> that smells like butt -> george's shirt -> spastic bladder -> spongebob -> homosexuals -> new england -> clam chowder -> the red or the white -> damn, I always forget this one... Red? -> do not go in there! -> knocking on Jake Rod's door -> masturbation -> blue balls -> raquet ball -> bruses -> like a grape -> wine -> cheese -> farting -> jois -> george -> bush -> bicycle accidents -> tour de france -> potty accidents -> oops -> poops -> loops -> fruit -> kiwi -> justin kirk -> that was too easy -> getting jake rod off -> seabiscuit -> but she didn't -> oh no she didn't -> ???

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